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I'm a lover and a fighter.

Here you will find the interworkings of my mind. I hope you find the myriad of camping, Doctor Who, gentlemen who are pleasing to the eye, food, and whatever else suits my fancy enjoyable.

ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

arrogantbullyingtoerag:

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she helped first years find their way.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she pursed her lips in just the right way when second years tripped over each other in the halls—and escorted them to the Infirmary besides.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she accounted for each and every third year after Hogsmeade visits.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but a wand came in handy when cleaning up after fourth years—not to mention untransfiguring their pets (and body parts).

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she always checked the fifth years were eating enough.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she smiled at the sixth years whose hearts had been broken, and frowned at those who had done the breaking. 

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but she cried when the seventh years left her, and waited for their children to return.

Minerva McGonagall never had children, but that wasn’t to say she was not a mother.

psykobomb:

This is a new coffee store named Dumb Starbucks and it just opened up in Los Felix, LA. Read more.

Hiccup and Toothless's relationship: then and now

unamusedsloth:

Their brains stopped working momentarily.

thelilnan:

offireandwaves:

Crayon Collection

I didn’t know how this post was going to end so I assumed the cat started organizing the crayons????

fulltimeprocrastinator:

it must be difficult for Daenerys to fill in tax forms.

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

multidjc:

jedisonic-x:

This was probably the greatest thing I’ve seen all day!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, my new favorite gif.

multidjc:

jedisonic-x:

This was probably the greatest thing I’ve seen all day!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, my new favorite gif.